Read my book please

My precious, sweet, mild tempered child wanted his daddy to read his train book to him.

"Daddy, you need to wake up and read to me."

"I"ll even open the book to get you started."

"WELL...if you won't read to me, I'll just jump on you! How about that?!"

"I show no mercy!!"

"You could just have read........"

Moral of the story....... sweet, precious, mild mannered child will turn on you if you choose not to read his book.