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I think I'm perfect.  I do no wrong.  I mean really.... if my husband asks me to do something, I'm right on it. I never "ignore" him because he wanted me to complete a certain task.... or pretend not to hear in the first place.  I certainly never "forget" to get gas if I know TH will be driving my car soon so he can do it for me.  I don't leave shoes all over the house either.... nope, not me!  Don't leave them in the middle of the kitchen floor, at the bottom of the stairs or in the middle of the bathroom.  Definitely not me.  Perfect, I say.

Now, TH..... oh, my husband.  I've been asking him to change the light bulb on the front porch.  It looks sad at night with just one side of the front door lit up.  And the exercise room.... we just had to add a squat rack in there.... had to I tell ya!  Said squat rack has now been laying all over the room for a month because it hasn't been put together yet.  I have to workout around it..... stepping over it and in general cussing cause it's in there.  Has TH even worked out down there in the past 6 months.......... Ummmmm, I'll let you answer that yourself.

Is it so wrong of me to expect a perfect man to go with the perfect wife?!?!  Am I asking too much?!?!  Is marriage really a two way street?  If I want something, do I have to give in return?

****PLEASE note this post was written in complete jest and full of b#*$s&#t sarcasm!....who in the heck is perfect?  Certainly not me!  But I do want my exercise room put back to straights.  Maybe TH will read this and take a hint. HA!