Things I say as a Mama to Boys

"Please get your hand out of your pants."

"No, you do not NEED to spit."

"We do not tackle TSD! He's your baby brother."

"Peeing on the dog is not acceptable."

"Do NOT put that hand on my face! You just pulled it out of your diaper."

"You may not get out of the car to spit.  Son, sit down."

"Remember, no pushing, hitting or kicking in Children's Church."

"Will you please not pee off the sidewalk at the backdoor?!  Go out in the grass."

"No, sweetie, I will not buy you another tractor like that.  We have two thousand three hundred and sixty-two of them."

"The cups in the tub are for playing with.... not peeing in them."

"You want me to buy you that tractor and your brother the other one."......... "Oh! That way you can play with both of them, right?"

"Mommy is not the bull.  Only Daddy plays that.  You will have to wait til he gets home."

"Shake, shake, shake."

................ so what's the consensus to what most topics around here are about?  Peeing, hands in one's pants, a little bit of violence.  The world of mother boys is so much different from that of girls.  I'm the leader of the circus in this joint!